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So Carrie Underwood and Jelly Roll might be teaming up—and not just for an unexpected duet in your karaoke nightmares. A source says she’s a big fan, loves their voices together, and shocker—fans actually influenced a celebrity decision! It’s being fast-tracked now, which is industry code for “we smelled money.” Can’t wait for the power ballad titled “Barbecue and Eyeliner.”
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Megan Moroney told People she’s staying single to focus on her career and “reflect on past relationships.” Translation: She’s sick of dating dudes who think owning a truck and two brain cells makes them husband material. Good for her. Focus, thrive, and maybe write a song called “He Ghosted Me but I Charted Anyway.”
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Ohio wants to make Superman their official superhero by 2033. Because when you think of superpowers, you think… Ohio. Yes, his creators were from there, and the new movie filmed in Cincinnati and Cleveland, so now he’s being adopted like a rescue dog in a cape. Next up: Batman becomes the official mascot of New Jersey.
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Will Smith is charging fans up to $1,740 for a group photo on his U.K. tour. For that price, I better get a personalized rap and a slap on the back. Or just a slap. It includes a stage tour, too—because nothing says “Fresh Prince” like standing near some lights and pretending it’s worth a month’s rent.
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How BA was Toby Keith? Oh, just casually flying out of Mosul after a USO show when he notices the helicopter’s flying sideways. He goes, “Why the heck are we tilting?” Pilot says, “Oh yeah, we were under fire.” Toby’s response? “Would’ve been nice to give a cowboy a shotgun or something.” Bro thought he was in a live-action country music video!
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Ella Langley says she’s single and not dating anyone, so please stop asking her if she’s shacking up with some mysterious cowboy. She told MusicRow, and I quote, “If I do get into a relationship, my fans will be the first to know.” So, calm down, her only current relationship is with her guitar and a bottle of Jack.
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Allegedly, Blake Lively and Taylor Swift are officially donezo—and not like “we’ll circle back” done, but “don't text me again” done. Sources say subpoenas, legal drama, and a harassment case involving Justin Baldoni have nuked the friendship. Blake’s apparently tired of chasing Taylor like she’s the last avocado toast in Brooklyn.
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TMZ says Cobra Kai’s Martin Kove—yeah, Sensei Kreese himself—got kicked out of a fan convention for BITING a co-star’s arm. Alicia Hannah-Kim says he nearly drew blood and tried to kiss the bruise. Cops were called, no charges, but the guy basically turned a meet-and-greet into a UFC weigh-in. Sweep the leg? Nah. Apparently, he went for the forearm.
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