Welcome to The List,
Carrie Underwood might not be feelin’ Idol anymore. Word is she’s over the drama, underwhelmed by the paycheck, and looking at the exit like it’s a bedazzled escape hatch. Apparently, she wants more cash—because surviving that many bad auditions should come with hazard pay, honestly.
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Fresh outta prison and already asking for Kardashian money? Todd and Julie Chrisley reportedly want a seven-figure deal for a new show. TV execs are like, “Cute. But your last gig ended with jumpsuits and court dates.” Might wanna ease into the comeback with a YouTube channel.
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Country star Megan Moroney just dropped the simplest breakup cure: BLOCK. ‘Em. Hard stop. She says it’s not petty, it’s survival. And let’s be real, if the only thing stopping you from texting your ex is not seeing their name… BLOCK TWICE. Bonus points if you delete their mama too.
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Prince Harry lost his court battle for taxpayer-funded bodyguards, and now Meghan Markle is reportedly fuming. Not just because of the $2 million legal bill—but because they’ve gotta dig into investments now?! Oh, the horror. Can someone Venmo the royals? Times are tough in Montecito.
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Welcome to The List,
So apparently, Sharon Osbourne wants to plant Ozzy in their English garden like a gothic tomato. A source says she might not be up for a huge public memorial just a quiet little backyard funeral. You know, next to the begonias and BBQ pit. Honestly, the man was the Prince of Darkness… seems fitting.
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Carrie Underwood’s eyeballing a return to American Idol AND trying to break into acting. Apparently, she’s got a taste for the Hollywood life now. Next stop: romantic comedies, action flicks, maybe a gritty cop drama. Carrie, blink twice if Ryan Seacrest is holding you hostage.
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‘Reacher’ star Alan Ritchson might be our next Batman! Director James Gunn says he’s a big fan, which is Hollywood speak for “we already bought the suit.” I mean, sure… he’s got the chin for it…and the attitude….the size…ok, I can see it…
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So this happened Hulk Hogan once appeared on Dolly Parton’s variety show… as a wrestler named Starlight Starbright. Dolly even sang, “He’s Got a Headlock on My Heart.” Somewhere out there, a bald eagle just shed a single tear of pure American pride.
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1