Brandon Lewis
February 4, 2026
Thursday 5th February 2026
Welcome to The List,
How BA was Toby Keith? Oh, just casually flying out of Mosul after a USO show when he notices the helicopter’s flying sideways. He goes, “Why the heck are we tilting?” Pilot says, “Oh yeah, we were under fire.” Toby’s response? “Would’ve been nice to give a cowboy a shotgun or something.” Bro thought he was in a live-action country music video!
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Ella Langley says she’s single and not dating anyone, so please stop asking her if she’s shacking up with some mysterious cowboy. She told MusicRow, and I quote, “If I do get into a relationship, my fans will be the first to know.” So, calm down, her only current relationship is with her guitar and a bottle of Jack.
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Allegedly, Blake Lively and Taylor Swift are officially donezo—and not like “we’ll circle back” done, but “don’t text me again” done. Sources say subpoenas, legal drama, and a harassment case involving Justin Baldoni have nuked the friendship. Blake’s apparently tired of chasing Taylor like she’s the last avocado toast in Brooklyn.
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TMZ says Cobra Kai’s Martin Kove—yeah, Sensei Kreese himself—got kicked out of a fan convention for BITING a co-star’s arm. Alicia Hannah-Kim says he nearly drew blood and tried to kiss the bruise. Cops were called, no charges, but the guy basically turned a meet-and-greet into a UFC weigh-in. Sweep the leg? Nah. Apparently, he went for the forearm.
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Ollie is about two years old and is fully vaccinated, neutered, microchipped, and has tested negative for FIV/FeLV, so he’s all prepared for a fresh start with a family of his own. With his warm personality and desire for closeness, he would make a wonderful lap cat and a loyal friend.
