Tuesday 3rd February 2026
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Kylie Jenner has decided she’s a pop star now. She dropped a verse on a song called Fourth Strike with Terror Jr. and calls herself “King Kylie.” The only crown she’s earned so far? King Autotune. The internet is roasting her harder than a rotisserie chicken. If my microphone had that many filters, I’d sound like Morgan Freeman too.
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Luke Bryan just proved why he’s still hanging around country music. During a CMT interview, fans shouted “We love you, Blake!” and Luke fired back, “Kiss my ass!” He says the only reason he’s still in the game is to stay ahead of Blake Shelton’s #1 hits. Luke’s got 32, Blake’s got 30. Forget the charts this is NASCAR with cowboy boots.
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Jackson Dean just made every nutritionist quit. When asked “Coffee or whiskey?” he said “Whiskey.” Favorite road snack? “Jerky.” First thing after a show? “Pour another drink and grab another stick.” This man’s running on bourbon and beef somewhere, a Slim Jim factory just put his face on the wall.
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Somebody shouted “Go Cubs!” at Pope Leo while he was cruising through Vatican City which sounds weird enough already. But here’s the kicker: Leo’s a die-hard White Sox fan. Without missing a beat, the Holy Father fires back, “They lost!” Nothing like a papal burn to remind Chicago fans that even heaven’s got rivalries.
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