Friday 5th December 2025
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Kylie Jenner has decided she’s a pop star now. She dropped a verse on a song called Fourth Strike with Terror Jr. and calls herself “King Kylie.” The only crown she’s earned so far? King Autotune. The internet is roasting her harder than a rotisserie chicken. If my microphone had that many filters, I’d sound like Morgan Freeman too.
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Luke Bryan just proved why he’s still hanging around country music. During a CMT interview, fans shouted “We love you, Blake!” and Luke fired back, “Kiss my ass!” He says the only reason he’s still in the game is to stay ahead of Blake Shelton’s #1 hits. Luke’s got 32, Blake’s got 30. Forget the charts this is NASCAR with cowboy boots.
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Jackson Dean just made every nutritionist quit. When asked “Coffee or whiskey?” he said “Whiskey.” Favorite road snack? “Jerky.” First thing after a show? “Pour another drink and grab another stick.” This man’s running on bourbon and beef somewhere, a Slim Jim factory just put his face on the wall.
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Somebody shouted “Go Cubs!” at Pope Leo while he was cruising through Vatican City which sounds weird enough already. But here’s the kicker: Leo’s a die-hard White Sox fan. Without missing a beat, the Holy Father fires back, “They lost!” Nothing like a papal burn to remind Chicago fans that even heaven’s got rivalries.
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are allegedly hitting a rough patch not over romance, but over the prenup. An insider claims the financial talks are “cold-hearted,” mostly because their bank accounts look like they’re from two different planets. Travis wants to play another season or two and eventually jump into broadcasting, and apparently Taylor’s not thrilled with that plan. The source says there is supposed to be a wedding this offseason… but right now the negotiations look less like love and more like Shark Tank.
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Willie Nelson is fed up with the internet declaring him dead every other week and he finally said something. He posted a photo of himself snoozing on a couch with the caption, “If you believe those A.I. death stories one more time.” For months, fake AI posts claimed he collapsed, was hospitalized, or worse. None of it true. Willie’s still here, still laughing, still alive… and more coherent than some of the people posting about him.
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Diddy allegedly thinks someone in his own family sold him out after 50 Cent got access to leaked footage for the Netflix documentary ‘The Reckoning’. The footage shows him distressed on a phone call and Diddy is reportedly determined to figure out who leaked it. He believes only family had access to something that sensitive. And after watching parts of the doc myself? Yeah… “eye-opening” is putting it lightly. This story gets messier by the hour.
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Luke Combs told ESPN he wants to headline the Super Bowl halftime show and watch his Carolina Panthers win that same game. Bold. Very bold. He said he grew up in Charlotte when the Panthers became a team, so it’s “in his blood.” Look, we love the confidence but asking for a halftime slot and a Panthers Super Bowl victory is what scientists call “a miracle.”
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