Wednesday 13th August 2025
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Megan Moroney told Rolling Stone she considers herself a “Southern-belle Barbie”—you know, with 10 pounds of hair extensions and a hairspray helmet for special occasions. Because nothing says “authentic country” like a plastic head and a flammable updo.
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CBS has a new show coming called The Road, where up-and-coming artists open for Keith Urban and Blake Shelton. And who’s their tour manager? Gretchen “Redneck Woman” Wilson. So yes—aspiring singers, prepare to get yelled at in a Southern accent while learning the fine art of shot-gunning a beer mid-guitar solo.
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Back in ’83, Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson were gonna record a duet—until Michael brought his pet llama into the studio. Freddie took one look and said, “I’m out.” Because even rock legends have limits, and apparently, surprise livestock is one of them.
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Eva Longoria says she’s not sure there’ll be a Desperate Housewives reboot. And somewhere, every guy who was forced to watch it in 2005 just exhaled like they avoided jury duty.
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1
Welcome to The List,
Radar Online says Ana de Armas is getting real tired of Tom Cruise’s “Mission: Relationship Impossible.” She’s ready to be acknowledged as his girlfriend, start picking out baby names the whole deal. But Tom’s still in stealth mode, claiming he’s “protecting what they have.” Ana’s not buying it. If he doesn’t make it public soon, she’s ready to eject from the cockpit.
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Christie Brinkley thinks marriage should come with a five-year boredom clause like Netflix, but for your spouse. You hit year five, decide if you wanna renew or cancel…no messy lawyers, just “thanks for the memories, babe, best of luck.” Honestly? That might be the most honest wedding vow I’ve ever heard.
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Miranda Lambert’s rounding up her Texas crew for Band Together Texas a benefit concert to help victims of the deadly Fourth of July floods that hit central Texas, killing over 130 people. The show’s August 17th at Austin’s Moody Center with Cody Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Ronnie Dunn, Wade Bowen, and Parker McCollum. Among others. Can’t make it? Stream it live on Miranda’s YouTube or donate at BandTogetherTexas.com. Big stars, big cause, big Texas heart.
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Ella Langley is hitting pause on touring after feeling “more run down than ever.” She’s postponing her August shows to focus on her mental, physical, and emotional health but promises she’ll be back on the road in September. Sometimes you just gotta listen to your body… and maybe your tour bus.
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa's BEST Country KIX 101.1
