Thursday 29th May 2025
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So, apparently Killer Klowns from Outer Space is getting a remake over at Amazon—and wait for it—Ryan Gosling is one of the producers. Yeah, Mr. “Hey Girl” is bringing back creepy alien clowns who cocoon people in cotton candy. Because sure, why not? If Barbie can break the box office, killer clowns can absolutely ruin your childhood sleepovers all over again.
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Bryan Adams has been LYING to us since 1985! That whole “got my first real six-string at the five and dime”? LIES! Turns out he got it from a music shop while visiting his uncle at age 12. Oh, and he was only NINE in the Summer of ’69. So basically the entire anthem of our teenage rebellion is one big Canadian fairy tale. Cool, Bryan. Next you’ll tell us “Heaven” was about a parking ticket.
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Morgan Wallen just shut down the rumor mill like a bouncer at closing time. Everyone thought his first-ever female collab was gonna be with Megan Moroney, Ella Langley, or Miranda Lambert. But Morgan just said, “Ain’t nobody guessed it right yet.” So either it’s someone totally unexpected… or he’s just trolling us from the mullet throne.
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Thomas Rhett pulled a real-life “Achy Breaky Ankle” at Bridgestone Arena—dude took a tumble down some stairs while joining Forrest Frank on stage. But like a true country legend, he kept performing in pain… then rolled out in a wheelchair with his wife pushing him like it was NASCAR pit lane. Turns out it’s just a sprain, and yes—he did make a joke about it on Instagram, because of course he did…
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1
Welcome to The List,
So Carrie Underwood and Jelly Roll might be teaming up—and not just for an unexpected duet in your karaoke nightmares. A source says she’s a big fan, loves their voices together, and shocker—fans actually influenced a celebrity decision! It’s being fast-tracked now, which is industry code for “we smelled money.” Can’t wait for the power ballad titled “Barbecue and Eyeliner.”
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Megan Moroney told People she’s staying single to focus on her career and “reflect on past relationships.” Translation: She’s sick of dating dudes who think owning a truck and two brain cells makes them husband material. Good for her. Focus, thrive, and maybe write a song called “He Ghosted Me but I Charted Anyway.”
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Ohio wants to make Superman their official superhero by 2033. Because when you think of superpowers, you think... Ohio. Yes, his creators were from there, and the new movie filmed in Cincinnati and Cleveland, so now he’s being adopted like a rescue dog in a cape. Next up: Batman becomes the official mascot of New Jersey.
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Will Smith is charging fans up to $1,740 for a group photo on his U.K. tour. For that price, I better get a personalized rap and a slap on the back. Or just a slap. It includes a stage tour, too—because nothing says “Fresh Prince” like standing near some lights and pretending it's worth a month's rent.
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1
