The List for Monday May 4th 2020

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So apparently, there’s a feud in Hulk Hogan’s camp... over what he’s gonna be buried in. Radar Online says Brooke wants a suit to give him national figure vibes. Meanwhile, son Nick's like, “Nah, brother, bury the man in spandex and a bandana!” Because nothing says eternal rest like yellow tights and a handlebar mustache.

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The NY Post says Aaron Rodgers won’t let his roommate flush the toilet at Steelers training camp... at night. Too loud. DK Metcalf legit has to text for permission to flush. I mean... Rodgers is what, 90 now? At his age, the real miracle is if he makes it to the toilet in time.

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It’s a bro-down at the country gym: Jelly Roll’s still working on those fitness goals, Luke Combs just dropped 30 pounds and says he’s feelin’ amazing—and Morgan Wallen? That boy showed up in Arizona looking like he’s been curling whiskey barrels. Someone online even asked, “Can I get tickets to the gun show?” Yes. Front row. No shirt.

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So there’s this EDM duo “Vavo” who thought it was a good idea to remix Toby Keith’s “Should’ve Been a Cowboy” into a techno banger. And by "good idea," I mean... country fans are screaming in horror. It’s like someone put a glitter rave hat on a bald eagle and made it dance to dubstep and we’re over hear asking….Why?

You can catch The List weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1

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So apparently, Sharon Osbourne wants to plant Ozzy in their English garden like a gothic tomato. A source says she might not be up for a huge public memorial just a quiet little backyard funeral. You know, next to the begonias and BBQ pit. Honestly, the man was the Prince of Darkness… seems fitting.

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Carrie Underwood’s eyeballing a return to American Idol AND trying to break into acting. Apparently, she’s got a taste for the Hollywood life now. Next stop: romantic comedies, action flicks, maybe a gritty cop drama. Carrie, blink twice if Ryan Seacrest is holding you hostage.

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‘Reacher’ star Alan Ritchson might be our next Batman! Director James Gunn says he’s a big fan, which is Hollywood speak for “we already bought the suit.” I mean, sure… he’s got the chin for it…and the attitude….the size…ok, I can see it…

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So this happened Hulk Hogan once appeared on Dolly Parton’s variety show… as a wrestler named Starlight Starbright. Dolly even sang, “He’s Got a Headlock on My Heart.” Somewhere out there, a bald eagle just shed a single tear of pure American pride.

You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1