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Taylor Swift is apparently saying “hard pass” to walking down the aisle in a bulletproof vest. Sources say security suggested it, she said absolutely not, because she wants to feel like a bride, not like she’s starring in an action movie. romance in 2026 is like, “Do you take this man… also take cover!
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Lainey Wilson says her fiancé Duck Hodges might use ChatGPT to write his wedding vows. She’s over here pouring her heart out in rhyme, and he’s like, “Hang on babe, let me prompt this real quick.” If it makes him cry and keeps it simple, that might be the most modern love story ever told.
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Tom Cruise is lining up a cool $135 million for Top Gun 3, plus a slice of the profits. The movie isn’t even out until 2028 and it’s already making more money than my retirement plan. At this point, Maverick isn’t a character, it’s just Tom negotiating his own paycheck.
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Riley Green says he wants to keep acting after his role in “Marshals.” He’s basically like, “Yeah, I sing, I tour, I act… what else can I casually be good at?” Somewhere, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet without crying.
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