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Lainey Wilson just launched a new line of boots—because apparently country music and bedazzled footwear weren’t enough. It’s called Golden West, and she threw a bougie little launch party in Nashville with Ella Langley and Shaboozey, because obviously. Four new boot designs, So if you’ve ever wanted to stomp heartbreak with rhinestones on your feet—Lainey’s got you covered.
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Forget blocking your ex—Dakota Johnson went full National Geographic on a guy who broke her friend’s heart. She admitted she mailed him a gallon of GORILLA poop. From a site literally called PoopSenders.com. You can pick cow, elephant, gorilla, or a poop party mix—because revenge is a buffet now. And it’s only $29.95! That’s cheaper than therapy! Oh, and she knows where to get pubic crabs too, but “she’s not a monster.” Just… creative.
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Tom Cruise wants $35 to $40 million up front to strap back into a fighter jet for Top Gun 3. Because apparently, gravity doesn’t apply to egos. The studio’s still “working on the script,” which means “praying Tom approves.” He gave them a discount last time—how generous—but now he wants the GDP of a small country just to show up. And spoiler: no Tom, no Top Gun. That franchise is basically his Scientology side hustle at this point.
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Bailey Zimmerman is officially launching the SPF-free revolution, folks. He told People that men—especially redheads—deserve the right to spray tan without judgment. “Legalize tans for men!” he says. Like he’s fighting the patriarchy one orange glow at a time. Honestly, I didn’t realize we were spray-tan shaming dudes now—but Bailey’s out here doing the Lord’s work… with a can of bronze mist.
You can catch The List, weekdays at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1
Welcome to The List,
So apparently, Sharon Osbourne wants to plant Ozzy in their English garden like a gothic tomato. A source says she might not be up for a huge public memorial just a quiet little backyard funeral. You know, next to the begonias and BBQ pit. Honestly, the man was the Prince of Darkness… seems fitting.
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Carrie Underwood’s eyeballing a return to American Idol AND trying to break into acting. Apparently, she’s got a taste for the Hollywood life now. Next stop: romantic comedies, action flicks, maybe a gritty cop drama. Carrie, blink twice if Ryan Seacrest is holding you hostage.
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‘Reacher’ star Alan Ritchson might be our next Batman! Director James Gunn says he’s a big fan, which is Hollywood speak for “we already bought the suit.” I mean, sure… he’s got the chin for it…and the attitude….the size…ok, I can see it…
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So this happened Hulk Hogan once appeared on Dolly Parton’s variety show… as a wrestler named Starlight Starbright. Dolly even sang, “He’s Got a Headlock on My Heart.” Somewhere out there, a bald eagle just shed a single tear of pure American pride.
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1