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Jennifer Aniston’s dating life is stuck on pause. Allegedly, the guys think she’s a snooze fest. A source says she’s great for a first date, but by date two, it’s “same martini bar or just Netflix at home.” Basically, she’s stuck in first gear. But hey—at least she’s not insane… at least we don’t think she is.
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Skinny is the new swole—for teen boys?! Yep, the NY Post says guys are now chasing that Timothée Chalamet toothpick look. Parents say kids are skipping meals and using calorie-tracking apps to get that lean, artsy vibe. So, goodbye protein shakes—hello black coffee and brooding.
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Jelly Roll just made “American Idol” history as the show’s first-ever artist-in-residence. And he’s already getting misty-eyed! Contestant Jamal Roberts crushed Jelly’s own song, “Liar,” so hard, Jelly said, “It’s not even my song anymore—it’s Jamal’s.” Lionel, Carrie, and Luke all agreed: that boy’s got chops!
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Garth Brooks has reportedly packed on 40 pounds— not from the tour bus snacks, but from stress-eating over his upcoming harassment trial. A source says the whispers are keeping him up at night, and his midnight snacks are clocking overtime. Now it’s less “Friends in Low Places” and more “Snacks in All Spaces.”
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