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Miranda Lambert says she’s playing in the Celebrity Ryder Cup… despite having only played 22 holes of golf in her life. Yeah, that’s right—22 holes, not even a full round! So grab your helmets, folks, because this is about to look less like golf and more like “Caddyshack 3: Miranda Swings Back.”

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My wife has pointed out—several times—that Russell Dickerson is a total hunk. And apparently, he knows it too. He told Muscle and Fitness he’s “ripped and shredded” because he works out and eats right. He cut out booze, junk food, pizza, wings… basically, he cut out everything that makes life worth living.

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Alec Baldwin’s wife, Hilaria, is allegedly wreaking havoc on the Dancing with the Stars set. She wanted Taylor Swift’s former tour dancer, but producers gave him to Jennifer Affleck. Sources say Hilaria went ballistic—because nothing screams “family fun show” like a backstage meltdown. Honestly, I’m just here for when Alec ends up playing the role of bouncer.

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Harry and Meghan’s Netflix deal is on life support, so what’s the plan? Oh, just toss the kids in front of the cameras! Archie and Lilibet are reportedly the new “secret weapon.” Translation: Netflix wants a Kardashian-style toddler takeover. Because when your brand is tanking, why not hand your kids the car keys and hope they can steer?

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This fall, you can literally get lost in Lainey Wilson’s world and I don’t mean her songs. A company called Maize is cutting her face into over 30 cornfields around the country. Yep, a Lainey Wilson corn maze. They’ve done it before for Reba McEntire and Luke Bryan, so it’s kind of a country music tradition now. Honestly, nothing says fall like pumpkin spice lattes, hayrides, and wandering through a corn maze shaped like Lainey’s big ol’ hat.  The closest one to us…is at the All-Seasons Orchard in Woodstock, IL

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Jelly Roll just lived out every wrestling fan’s dream in Paris and no, it wasn’t a croissant-eating contest. He met John Cena. Jelly lost it, called him “The GOAT,” and you could practically hear his inner teenager screaming. He’s over there touring Europe with Post Malone, and the two of them even hit up a WWE event. Which, is probably the only time Jelly Roll and Post haven’t been the most inked guys in the room.

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are apparently trying to figure out if their wedding should be backyard barbecue or Hollywood royal gala. A source says Taylor wants it about love, not optics, but also knows whatever she does will be historic. Travis? He’s just happy to rent the horses if she wants a carriage. Basically, Taylor holds the pen, Travis nods yes, and we all wait to see if this ends in brisket and Bud Light or tiaras and televised vows.

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“Dancing with the Stars” is back for Season 34, and the celebrity lineup feels like it was picked out of a hat at a family reunion. You’ve got Corey Feldman, Hilaria Baldwin, Dylan Efron yes, Zac’s little brother and Andy Richter. It premieres September 16th on ABC and Disney+. The only thing harder than some of those dance routines will be figuring out who half of these people are.

You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1

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Jason Aldean just opened up about having PTSD from the 2017 Route 91 shooting in Vegas. He admits he’s never considered therapy here’s the kicker he actually funded therapy for his entire crew and everybody else… just not himself. Jason, buddy… it’s called “take your own advice!”

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Did you grow up with “The X-Files”? David Duchovny says he’s open to a reunion. He loves the show, loves the people, but admits time is ticking because, let’s face it, aliens aren’t the only ones aging. If they don’t hurry, Mulder and Scully are gonna need reading glasses to find the truth.

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Post Malone is getting into the fashion game with a western-inspired label called Austin Post Apparel. He debuted it in Paris… with a runway horse. Yep, one of the models literally trotted down the catwalk. Only Posty could bring rodeo clown chic to high fashion.

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Jason Kelce spent three quarters of a football game pounding “beer” … turns out it was non-alcoholic. He called it the most shame he’s ever felt. Imagine crushing twelve fake beers and still being stone sober Jason, that’s not tailgating, that’s hydration with bad marketing.

You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1