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If you want to impress Amy Poehler DON’T do dumb stuff…She says nothing dries up her interest faster than a dude doing “goofy gymnastics.” She realized it during The Outsiders when Tom Cruise did a backflip and—boom—crush over. Her quote? “He lost it for me.” And somehow… the world kept spinning… and Tom still made a billion dollars jumping off cliffs…
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The National Amusement Park Historical Association just crowned Dollywood America’s Favorite Theme Park for the third year in a row. That’s right—while Disney's sweating over lines and price hikes, Dolly's out here serving roller coasters, biscuits, and Southern charm like a queen.
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Terry Bradshaw wants Aaron Rodgers nowhere near the Steelers. His exact words? “That guy needs to stay in California. Go chew on bark and whisper to the gods.” Sir. That is not a sports take—that’s a National Geographic diss. Somewhere, Aaron just lit a sage stick and cried…
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Tim McGraw is healing up after double knee replacements, two back surgeries, and a tour where his whole body went full “Nope.” Don’t forget the partridge in a pear tree….He said it best: “My knees went out, my back went cattywampus,” and I swear that’s not a country song lyric… yet. Somebody get this man a recliner, a heating pad, and a Grammy for touring like RoboDad.
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