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Drew Carey’s out here wildin’ like it’s Spring Break ’99—allegedly knee-deep in a midlife crisis after partying in Vegas with an OnlyFans model. Dude, you gave up drinking and overhauled your life, remember? Now you're rolling into music festivals like a Price is Right afterparty? Someone get this man a crossword and a warm chamomile.
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LeAnn Rimes just added “dental disaster” to her concert tour. Mid-song, her front teeth—yes, her TEETH—decided to stage-dive. Turns out she’s rockin’ a bridge, and had to keep jamming them back in while singing. Forget “Can’t Fight the Moonlight,” she was fighting molars in real time.
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Kenny Chesney has traded in his cowboy hat for a pen—he’s dropping his first book, Heart Life Music, in November. He says it’s proof that hard work can make your dreams come true. Which is inspiring… but also mildly annoying because now he sings, he tours, AND he writes books? Overachieve much, Kenny?
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Jeff Bezos’ wedding in Venice is basically the Met Gala on a boat. Guests? Oh just Oprah, Leo, Bill Gates, and every Kardashian with a passport. I mean, if there was a luxury yacht registry of Earth’s richest and most Botoxed—this was it. Bezos didn’t invite people, he summoned icons.
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