The List for Thursday, January 15th 2026
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Martha Stewart is planning way ahead and she’s not joking. Martha says she wants her remains composted and returned to her garden as nutrient-rich soil. She explained that when her horses pass, they’re buried respectfully on her property, and that’s where she wants to go too. No coffin. No fuss. Just full Martha Stewart sustainability, right to the end.
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Matthew McConaughey has officially trademarked “Alright, Alright, Alright” and even his face and voice. The move is aimed at stopping unauthorized A.I. versions of him from popping up online. So, if a robot tries to sell cologne using his voice, lawyers will arrive immediately.
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Social media actually did something wholesome. Gunnery Sergeant Stephen Corson is heading to the Marine Corps Ball and asked Ella Langley to be his date via TikTok. The video has more than 1.6 million views and even includes him asking ChatGPT his odds. Answer, half a percent to two percent. He still shot his shot and asked if she might be “Choosin’ Utah.” No response yet, but the internet is rooting hard.
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Jelly Roll just dropped the trailer for his first-ever voice acting role. He plays a bear named Grizz in the animated movie GOAT. It’s from the creators behind Spider-Verse, and features Jelly’s new song “I’m Good.” The movie hits theaters February 13. The man is everywhere.
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