The List for Tuesday, August 26th 2025
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Tom Cruise is reportedly working on a prenup for Ana de Armas… before he even pops the question. The plan is: she says yes, and a lawyer walks in with a stack of paperwork thicker than a "Mission Impossible" script. Look, he’s crazy about her, but, he wants everything in writing. Honestly, Tom’s love language “Sign here, initial there.”
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Lainey Wilson almost bought a jet ski on impulse… because that’s what beer does to people. She and her fiancé Duck were at their favorite restaurant when she saw someone cruise in on a turquoise jet ski and said, “We’re gettin’ one!” But by the time she finished her beer, Duck had talked her out of it. You know you’ve got a keeper when he stops you from buying floating money pits.
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Aaron Lewis is going after Bruce Springsteen, saying he “duped us all” with Born in the USA…calling it one of the most anti-American songs ever. Which is wild, because half the country still thinks it’s a fist-pumping patriotic anthem. I guess the real American tradition is… not reading the lyrics before cranking it at a barbecue.
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So Snoop Dogg takes his grandson to see Disney’s Lightyear… and his grandson asks, “Papa Snoop, how does a woman have a baby with a woman?” Snoop’s response? “Eat your popcorn, lil man.” He told a podcast he’s scared to even go to the movies now, because kids ask questions he can’t answer. Imagine Snoop, high as a kite, sweating in a Pixar theater like, “Man, I just wanted Buzz Lightyear, not a biology exam.”
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