Brandon Lewis
August 27, 2025
Wednesday 27th August 2025
Welcome to The List,
Jay Leno says he could crash a motorcycle, tumble down a hill, smash his head on a rock, and light himself on fire… and he’d still show up for work. Quote: “People get banged up in real jobs all the time.” Bro, you’re a comedian, not a coal miner. Nobody’s asking Carrot Top to punch in at the steel mill.
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Jeremy Renner says he turned down Hawkeye season 2 because they offered him half the money. He’s like, “What am I, half the Jeremy because I got run over by a snowplow?” And then he told Marvel to go “fly a kite.” Honestly, they’re lucky he didn’t shoot an arrow at ’em.
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Kelsea Ballerini’s been wearing a wig on tour all year to protect her real hair. Smart move! Meanwhile, Carly Pearce also wears a wig… but treats hers like it owes her money. Rips it off like she’s clocking out of a bad shift at Hooters.
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Jelly Roll is teaming up with TikTok star Alex Warren for a new song called Bloodline. No word on a release date yet, but it’s probably dropping as soon as your teenager teaches you the dance for it.
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1
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Tom Cruise is reportedly working on a prenup for Ana de Armas… before he even pops the question. The plan is: she says yes, and a lawyer walks in with a stack of paperwork thicker than a "Mission Impossible" script. Look, he’s crazy about her, but, he wants everything in writing. Honestly, Tom’s love language “Sign here, initial there.”
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Lainey Wilson almost bought a jet ski on impulse… because that’s what beer does to people. She and her fiancé Duck were at their favorite restaurant when she saw someone cruise in on a turquoise jet ski and said, “We’re gettin’ one!” But by the time she finished her beer, Duck had talked her out of it. You know you’ve got a keeper when he stops you from buying floating money pits.
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Aaron Lewis is going after Bruce Springsteen, saying he “duped us all” with Born in the USA…calling it one of the most anti-American songs ever. Which is wild, because half the country still thinks it’s a fist-pumping patriotic anthem. I guess the real American tradition is… not reading the lyrics before cranking it at a barbecue.
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So Snoop Dogg takes his grandson to see Disney’s Lightyear… and his grandson asks, “Papa Snoop, how does a woman have a baby with a woman?” Snoop’s response? “Eat your popcorn, lil man.” He told a podcast he’s scared to even go to the movies now, because kids ask questions he can’t answer. Imagine Snoop, high as a kite, sweating in a Pixar theater like, “Man, I just wanted Buzz Lightyear, not a biology exam.”
You can catch The List, weekday afternoons at 4:20 with Jonathan Knight. Only on Iowa’s BEST Country KIX 101.1
Portland would do great as the only cat or in a home with other FIV-positive kitties. She’s spayed, up to date on vaccinations, and microchipped—ready to find her forever home.
If you’re looking for a sweet, spirited companion, Portland is your girl!
Helen has tested positive for FIV, which means she needs a little extra care due to a weakened immune system. She’d do well in a home with other FIV-positive cats or as the only cat, soaking up all the attention! Helen is spayed, up-to-date on her vaccinations, and microchipped, so she’s ready for her next adventure with a loving family.
If you’re looking for a sweet companion who loves affection, Helen could be the perfect match!
