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Megan Moroney told Rolling Stone she considers herself a “Southern-belle Barbie”—you know, with 10 pounds of hair extensions and a hairspray helmet for special occasions. Because nothing says “authentic country” like a plastic head and a flammable updo.
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CBS has a new show coming called The Road, where up-and-coming artists open for Keith Urban and Blake Shelton. And who’s their tour manager? Gretchen “Redneck Woman” Wilson. So yes—aspiring singers, prepare to get yelled at in a Southern accent while learning the fine art of shot-gunning a beer mid-guitar solo.
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Back in ’83, Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson were gonna record a duet—until Michael brought his pet llama into the studio. Freddie took one look and said, “I’m out.” Because even rock legends have limits, and apparently, surprise livestock is one of them.
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Eva Longoria says she’s not sure there’ll be a Desperate Housewives reboot. And somewhere, every guy who was forced to watch it in 2005 just exhaled like they avoided jury duty.
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