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So, apparently Killer Klowns from Outer Space is getting a remake over at Amazon—and wait for it—Ryan Gosling is one of the producers. Yeah, Mr. “Hey Girl” is bringing back creepy alien clowns who cocoon people in cotton candy. Because sure, why not? If Barbie can break the box office, killer clowns can absolutely ruin your childhood sleepovers all over again.
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Bryan Adams has been LYING to us since 1985! That whole “got my first real six-string at the five and dime”? LIES! Turns out he got it from a music shop while visiting his uncle at age 12. Oh, and he was only NINE in the Summer of ’69. So basically the entire anthem of our teenage rebellion is one big Canadian fairy tale. Cool, Bryan. Next you’ll tell us “Heaven” was about a parking ticket.
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Morgan Wallen just shut down the rumor mill like a bouncer at closing time. Everyone thought his first-ever female collab was gonna be with Megan Moroney, Ella Langley, or Miranda Lambert. But Morgan just said, “Ain’t nobody guessed it right yet.” So either it’s someone totally unexpected… or he’s just trolling us from the mullet throne.
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Thomas Rhett pulled a real-life “Achy Breaky Ankle” at Bridgestone Arena—dude took a tumble down some stairs while joining Forrest Frank on stage. But like a true country legend, he kept performing in pain… then rolled out in a wheelchair with his wife pushing him like it was NASCAR pit lane. Turns out it’s just a sprain, and yes—he did make a joke about it on Instagram, because of course he did…
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