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Somebody get Morgan Wallen a helmet and a warranty plan. The guy who got arrested for allegedly throwing a chair is now body-slamming pianos onstage. During a show in Denver, his piano apparently malfunctioned, so Morgan flipped the thing over mid-song like he was auditioning for WWE Nashville. Fans loved it though, especially when he finished “Sand In My Boots” a cappella.
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Apparently celebrities are basically X-Men now. Keira Knightley can play songs using her teeth, Katy Perry can puff out her neck like a frog, and Kim Kardashian claims she can smell cavities. Imagine being at dinner and Kim suddenly leans over like, “Sweetie…you need a root canal and maybe less garlic bread.”
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If you’re putting together a golf scramble, maybe leave Ella Langley off the scorecard. She admitted in a recent interview that golf does NOT relax her. In fact, she got so frustrated trying to hit the ball, she finally picked it up and launched it down the fairway herself. That’s still farther than most of us hit a driver.
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The horror movie Backrooms just made over $81 million this weekend, and now Hollywood feels lazy. The movie’s director, Kane Parsons, is only 20 years old, making him the youngest director ever to top the domestic box office. Meanwhile the rest of us at 20 were eating pizza rolls and wondering why the Wi-Fi stopped working.
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